#wecantstop

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

all you need is shrek, shrek is all you need

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions